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    #162321
    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    I think I may have to do that to the photocopier/printer/scanner thingie across the way next...
    What? F**k it with a Pink Lady?

    Is everyone making a vegetarian porn film?
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      #162322
      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      What? F**k it with a Pink Lady?

      Is everyone making a vegetarian porn film?
      Nah.

      Too messy.

      Switch it off & back on again...

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        #162323
        What is it with all this vegetarian porn film malarkey?
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          #162324
          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          It sounds like you're making a vegetarian porn film.
          For some reason the phrase "nuns doing pushups in a cucumber field" just sprang to mind.
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            #162325
            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            Is that the script for your vegetarian porn film?
            I think I'm going to work the nun/cucumber angle.
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              #162326
              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              I think I'm going to work the nun/cucumber angle.
              Don't forget to include the cobbles.......

              ie I've never come this way before!

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                #162327
                Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                I think I'm going to work the nun/cucumber angle.
                If it helps, I suspect 'parallel' would be more comfortable than 'perpendicular'.
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  #162328
                  Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                  Don't forget to include the cobbles.......

                  ie I've never come this way before!
                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  If it helps, I suspect 'parallel' would be more comfortable than 'perpendicular'.
                  I'm taking notes...keep the ideas coming.
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    #162329
                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    I'm taking notes...keep the ideas coming.
                    Don't forget CM........ Obviously

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                      #162330
                      Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                      Don't forget CM........ Obviously
                      & spanking - equaly obviously

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