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Of which I only have the two Pink Ladies left.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket? -
I'm having a fry-up for breakfast so you can f**k your pink ladies!Originally posted by voodooflux View PostOf which I only have the two Pink Ladies left.
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Bastard!Originally posted by Churchill View PostI'm having a fry-up for breakfast so you can f**k your pink ladies!

F**king Pink Ladies...< mind wanders >Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostIt takes years of study and self-denial to reach the pinnacle of one's chosen career.
Self-sacrifice, endless personal development and a continuous striving for that Next Thing. Nights spent red-eyed of reference material, text books, the latest research papers.
We are blessed to have among us one of the greatest minds in bleeding-edge electronics.
Behold, and sit agape in awe:
We're not worthy! 

It's so nice to be appreciated...
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I think I may have to do that to the photocopier/printer/scanner thingie across the way next...Comment
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Is that Druid for "Bollox"?Originally posted by zeitghost View Postflip.
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It sounds like you're making a vegetarian porn film.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI brought two Pink Ladies and a Red Delicious today with me today. And a banana.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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It sounds like you're too busy to participate in his vegetarian porn film.Originally posted by Churchill View PostI'm having a fry-up for breakfast so you can f**k your pink ladies!
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Is that the script for your vegetarian porn film?Originally posted by voodooflux View PostBastard F**king Pink Ladies...< mind wanders >Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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