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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI was watching an amazingly partisan Septic documentary dvd (99p, no expense spared) about the space race...
It glossed over the unfortunate wartime exploits of dear old Werner (I aimed for the stars & sometimes hit London)....
And the unfortunate fact that the Russian's Germans were quicker off the mark than the American's Germans...
America is best.
America is the greatest.
The Americans won the space race. The Russians never turned up.
Except for:
- first ICBM;
- first satellite;
- first reaching of escape velocity;
- first animal in space;
- first man in space;
- first probe to the moon;
- first probe on another world (the moon);
- first probe to Venus;
- first probe to Mars;
- first automated space docking;
- first space station;
I'm bored now.
Yeah, yeah, Merkins, whatever.
Tossers.
It's no wonder the world hates them.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI'm beginning to think that my drooling is putting her off...Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostSo, do you think I should be publishing my poetry?Comment
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Originally posted by Bear View PostmorningDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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I have another esteemed customer who doesn't understand the workings of the breadboard.
Unfortunate since his project is due in today.Comment
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Originally posted by Bear View PostmorningWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI have another esteemed customer who doesn't understand the workings of the breadboard.
Unfortunate since his project is due in today.Comment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postmorning all
How was the weekend of drunken debauchery?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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