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<shudder>Originally posted by voodooflux View PostJust had a quick Skype chat with my dad - he got a webcam for his birthday so he's trying out video calls. No, not in the "Xen" way...
That's so wrong.
Like the story of the fellah going to a fancy dress, wife doesn't feel well and stays home, wife later feels better and goes to the party, wife decides to test hubby's honesty, wife sees hubby in his costume and gives him a good seeing to in the garden, wife goes home and hubby is already home, wife asks how evening went (knowing hubby believes he shagged a stranger), hubby says "You weren't going, so I went round my parent's place and played cards all evening with my brother. I gave my costume to my dad, he went instead".Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Indeed, best not to dwell on such things.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post<shudder>
That's so wrong.
Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostLike the story of the fellah going to a fancy dress, wife doesn't feel well and stays home, wife later feels better and goes to the party, wife decides to test hubby's honesty, wife sees hubby in his costume and gives him a good seeing to in the garden, wife goes home and hubby is already home, wife asks how evening went (knowing hubby believes he shagged a stranger), hubby says "You weren't going, so I went round my parent's place and played cards all evening with my brother. I gave my costume to my dad, he went instead".
Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Diuretic and calcium-inhibiting, I think.Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
What flavour?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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I prefer Maoam Stripes myself.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostDiuretic and calcium-inhibiting, I think.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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You'e wishing your life away again...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI still have 87 minutes to go....Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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I wonder if 5* is three sheets to the wind by now, or pacing himself?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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