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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    As a parrot?
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
      Just had a quick Skype chat with my dad - he got a webcam for his birthday so he's trying out video calls. No, not in the "Xen" way...
      <shudder>

      That's so wrong.

      Like the story of the fellah going to a fancy dress, wife doesn't feel well and stays home, wife later feels better and goes to the party, wife decides to test hubby's honesty, wife sees hubby in his costume and gives him a good seeing to in the garden, wife goes home and hubby is already home, wife asks how evening went (knowing hubby believes he shagged a stranger), hubby says "You weren't going, so I went round my parent's place and played cards all evening with my brother. I gave my costume to my dad, he went instead".
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Originally posted by realityhack View Post
          <shudder again>
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            <shudder>

            That's so wrong.
            Indeed, best not to dwell on such things.

            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            Like the story of the fellah going to a fancy dress, wife doesn't feel well and stays home, wife later feels better and goes to the party, wife decides to test hubby's honesty, wife sees hubby in his costume and gives him a good seeing to in the garden, wife goes home and hubby is already home, wife asks how evening went (knowing hubby believes he shagged a stranger), hubby says "You weren't going, so I went round my parent's place and played cards all evening with my brother. I gave my costume to my dad, he went instead".
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                Originally posted by voodooflux View Post


                What flavour?
                Diuretic and calcium-inhibiting, I think.
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  Diuretic and calcium-inhibiting, I think.
                  I prefer Maoam Stripes myself.
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    I still have 87 minutes to go....
                    You'e wishing your life away again...
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      I wonder if 5* is three sheets to the wind by now, or pacing himself?
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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