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    Zara- I'm so sorry, I missed your b-day the other day -

    Belated Happy Birthday!!
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      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      YouPorn are looking for a web designer...
      I wondered who'd post that first...

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        Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
        Fed up now - No sunshine, No Gig and have the kids with me instead of the minders so having to complete the school run

        I have booked a training course for next week and have an interview for a role which is - hum -unusual to say the least.
        It's sunny just up the road - hopefully making its way in your direction to brighten your day.

        Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
        Doing a time and motion study for goverment vets carrying out various examinitions and tests on livestock on farms and markets
        Not timing how long it takes the men in white coats to detect cases of swine flu in pigs is it?
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
          I wondered who'd post that first...
          WHS
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
            It's sunny just up the road - hopefully making its way in your direction to brighten your day.



            Not timing how long it takes the men in white coats to detect cases of swine flu in pigs is it?
            Thats just one of the sort of things - yes
            Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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              Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
              Thats just one of the sort of things - yes
              I think the fact that I said I keep my wax jacket and green wellies in the boot of the car got me an interview.

              I wonder how long it takes for a vet to put on those long rubber gloves
              Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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                Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
                I think the fact that I said I keep my wax jacket and green wellies in the boot of the car got me an interview.

                I wonder how long it takes for a vet to put on those long rubber gloves
                Take a tub of vaseline with you.


                And to help with the gloves...
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  Morning all

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                    Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
                    I think the fact that I said I keep my wax jacket and green wellies in the boot of the car got me an interview.
                    I suspect Diver and Zeity use the same excuse.
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      Morning all
                      Good Heavens! It's nearly mid-day! Are you arriving or leaving?
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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