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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post<quietly, so as not to wake you up>
I've been w*rking, I'm sorry to say... I've installed 12 of the fiddliest connectors in the known universe... it's only taken about 2 hours.Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostBut isn't it good to know you can still be inspired to feel passion in your work?
However I find it somewhat unjust that as my eyes get worse, all the stuff I work with gets smaller and smaller.Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostAnywhere nice?
Mrs BI ate so well she actually lost 1½ lbs! (And I only put on 2.5 Kgs).
This was part of Mrs BI's new philosophy: since I won't take holidays during contracts, she has decided that as I approach the end of one she will just book a holiday at short notice.
(Our last holiday was a long weekend in Amsterdam in January 2006 .)Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostI was in Edinburgh meeting up with friends from uni. I can vaguely remember boasting that I would drink two sambucas for every tequila they drank. What a twat.
Originally posted by Bunk View PostI'm using the free wi-fi on the train which isn't great but it's better than 3g.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by Menelaus View PostI'm trying to write a document for the Financial Services Authority.
"Bank Charges and Why They're Too Trivial to Worry About"
"Endowments are Best; Trust the Moneylenders"
"Belly Button Fluff and How to Examine It as a Career Choice"
"The Health and Safety Implications of Turning Two Blind Eyes"
sort of thing.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostToo right. A two week cruise in the Western Med. Spain, Portugal, Ibiza Italy, Gibraltar. Most excellent. Loads of sleep, lots of excursions. Lots of good grub. Some light exercise. Lots of fresh air.Comment
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Bored.
Tired and bored.
I did all that work this morning and that bunch of tossers^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hesteemed student customers haven't bothered coming in this morning.
Or this afternoon either, so far.Comment
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