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    #id
    Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
    That reminds me - I had a duck on our lawn last night.
    What do you mean by "had"?

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      #id
      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
      I am Spartacus if that helps?
      No I'm Spartacus, when Zara lets me.
      Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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        #id
        Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
        I am Spartacus if that helps?
        As long as you are not atwat.

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          #id
          tpd running v v slowly.

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            #id
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            What do you mean by "had"?
            It was a mallard, looking for food so I obliged.
            Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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              #id
              I see the Mash has some useful suggestions for AtW. If he took those on board SKA might actually be useful.

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                #id
                Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
                Welcome Drew - how's tricks?
                Things are fine thanx......

                Bit slow on General.... I have tried to start a couple of fights but to no avail.
                I am no good at this Trolling lark!

                so I came for a visit....

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                  ....actually a very good reason. very astute observation! You should be proud.

                  Drewster-ette: (Very loudly and in apparent panic) Daddy Drewster! Daddy Drewster! Come here! Come here!
                  Drewster: (Quick wipe and nearly trip over pulling up strides running out of Karsi) What is it "little darling"......
                  Drewster-ette: (as Daddy D arrives): Why are the ducks playing Piggy Back?
                  Drewster: (Oh Oh Here we go....) Where?
                  Drewster-ette: Oh no its alright they have stopped now.....
                  Drewster: (thinks "Phew!") Were they playing games?
                  Drewster-ette: Yeah!..... but when he fell off his Willy was sticking out!!!!
                  Hey Drew

                  I had to re-read that carefully - my speed reading technique is obviously flawed
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    What do you mean by "had"?
                    WHS!
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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