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....actually a very good reason. very astute observation! You should be proud.Originally posted by voodooflux View Post..........turns out that we shouldn't have one because "they make too much noise." Phew.
Drewster-ette: (Very loudly and in apparent panic) Daddy Drewster! Daddy Drewster! Come here! Come here!
Drewster: (Quick wipe and nearly trip over pulling up strides running out of Karsi) What is it "little darling"......
Drewster-ette: (as Daddy D arrives): Why are the ducks playing Piggy Back?
Drewster: (Oh Oh Here we go....) Where?
Drewster-ette: Oh no its alright they have stopped now.....
Drewster: (thinks "Phew!") Were they playing games?
Drewster-ette: Yeah!..... but when he fell off his Willy was sticking out!!!!Comment
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I think we're beyond smutty and into weird territory nowOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostI like mine with Amyl Nitrate. But whatever floats your boat!
Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Its like 9.5 weeks round here....Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostTypical Friday with TPD -Sex combined with food.
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Originally posted by Drewster View Post....actually a very good reason. very astute observation! You should be proud.
Drewster-ette: (Very loudly and in apparent panic) Daddy Drewster! Daddy Drewster! Come here! Come here!
Drewster: (Quick wipe and nearly trip over pulling up strides running out of Karsi) What is it "little darling"......
Drewster-ette: (as Daddy D arrives): Why are the ducks playing Piggy Back?
Drewster: (Oh Oh Here we go....) Where?
Drewster-ette: Oh no its alright they have stopped now.....
Drewster: (thinks "Phew!") Were they playing games?
Drewster-ette: Yeah!..... but when he fell off his Willy was sticking out!!!!
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Originally posted by Drewster View Post....actually a very good reason. very astute observation! You should be proud.
Drewster-ette: (Very loudly and in apparent panic) Daddy Drewster! Daddy Drewster! Come here! Come here!
Drewster: (Quick wipe and nearly trip over pulling up strides running out of Karsi) What is it "little darling"......
Drewster-ette: (as Daddy D arrives): Why are the ducks playing Piggy Back?
Drewster: (Oh Oh Here we go....) Where?
Drewster-ette: Oh no its alright they have stopped now.....
Drewster: (thinks "Phew!") Were they playing games?
Drewster-ette: Yeah!..... but when he fell off his Willy was sticking out!!!!
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Sex and food - three of my favourite thingsOriginally posted by zara_backdog View PostTypical Friday with TPD -Sex combined with food.
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That reminds me - I had a duck on our lawn last night.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
Just call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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You meran that is not normal?Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI think we're beyond smutty and into weird territory now
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I am Spartacus if that helps?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI dont think you or VF are my sockpuppets : but I had better check....Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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