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    Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
    As long as they are not all in your mind - that's cool!
    I dont think you or VF are my sockpuppets : but I had better check....

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      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
      ..........turns out that we shouldn't have one because "they make too much noise." Phew.
      ....actually a very good reason. very astute observation! You should be proud.

      Drewster-ette: (Very loudly and in apparent panic) Daddy Drewster! Daddy Drewster! Come here! Come here!
      Drewster: (Quick wipe and nearly trip over pulling up strides running out of Karsi) What is it "little darling"......
      Drewster-ette: (as Daddy D arrives): Why are the ducks playing Piggy Back?
      Drewster: (Oh Oh Here we go....) Where?
      Drewster-ette: Oh no its alright they have stopped now.....
      Drewster: (thinks "Phew!") Were they playing games?
      Drewster-ette: Yeah!..... but when he fell off his Willy was sticking out!!!!

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        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        I like mine with Amyl Nitrate. But whatever floats your boat!
        I think we're beyond smutty and into weird territory now
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
          Typical Friday with TPD -Sex combined with food.
          Its like 9.5 weeks round here....

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            Originally posted by Drewster View Post
            ....actually a very good reason. very astute observation! You should be proud.

            Drewster-ette: (Very loudly and in apparent panic) Daddy Drewster! Daddy Drewster! Come here! Come here!
            Drewster: (Quick wipe and nearly trip over pulling up strides running out of Karsi) What is it "little darling"......
            Drewster-ette: (as Daddy D arrives): Why are the ducks playing Piggy Back?
            Drewster: (Oh Oh Here we go....) Where?
            Drewster-ette: Oh no its alright they have stopped now.....
            Drewster: (thinks "Phew!") Were they playing games?
            Drewster-ette: Yeah!..... but when he fell off his Willy was sticking out!!!!

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              Originally posted by Drewster View Post
              ....actually a very good reason. very astute observation! You should be proud.

              Drewster-ette: (Very loudly and in apparent panic) Daddy Drewster! Daddy Drewster! Come here! Come here!
              Drewster: (Quick wipe and nearly trip over pulling up strides running out of Karsi) What is it "little darling"......
              Drewster-ette: (as Daddy D arrives): Why are the ducks playing Piggy Back?
              Drewster: (Oh Oh Here we go....) Where?
              Drewster-ette: Oh no its alright they have stopped now.....
              Drewster: (thinks "Phew!") Were they playing games?
              Drewster-ette: Yeah!..... but when he fell off his Willy was sticking out!!!!

              Welcome Drew - how's tricks?
              Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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                Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
                Typical Friday with TPD -Sex combined with food.
                Sex and food - three of my favourite things
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  That reminds me - I had a duck on our lawn last night.
                  Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    I think we're beyond smutty and into weird territory now
                    You meran that is not normal?

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                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      I dont think you or VF are my sockpuppets : but I had better check....
                      I am Spartacus if that helps?
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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