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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Seen anything you recognise?
    All of them.......

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      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      Thunderstorms here tonight

      On my way back from the pub, a young gentleman from Scotland sought discourse with me - in the sense that he kept jumping sideways in front of me as I attempted to get round him, until I finally resigned myself to the inevitability of talking with him

      It transpired that he wanted to know if I believed in Jesus, although his enquiry didn't appear to be inspired by any evangelical zeal, given that one of his hands contained a quarter-full pint glass (which I strongly suspect him to have removed, without proper authority, from the hostelry to which he had most recently resorted).

      I assured him that I believed that there had been an existing historical figure known by that name, assuming that this being Cambridge I could, if theological push came to rationalist shove, cite a reference by the Romano-Jewish historian Josephus from around A.D. 70. Of course this has no real historical validity, but it turned out that he chose to interpret my carefully-worded assertion as an affirmation of faith (which it clearly wasn't) and moved on to more pressing matters.

      These turned out to be about the evils of LSD. I was able to correct him (eventually) by pointing out that it was the psychologist Humphrey Osmond, not Timothy Leary, who had introduced Aldous Huxley to the use of major psychedelics which so comforted him in his final years. This seemed to reassure the young Scotsman that I was sufficiently cognisant of the matters that concerned him as to be in no further need of his assistance. So, having first insisted in bumping the front of his clenched fist, held with the vertical axis running between the fingers, against mine (why do people do that?) he went on his way, and I went on mine

      The thunder is still rumbling away out there - it's headed over to the west now
      I usually find with drunks that it is best just to agree with everything they say!

      Unless you are drunk yourself......

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        Morning all

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          Morning everyone

          BP - how did it go at the weekend?
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            Morning folks
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              Morning folks
              Hi VF
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                So, having first insisted in bumping the front of his clenched fist, held with the vertical axis running between the fingers, against mine (why do people do that?) he went on his way, and I went on mine
                Preferable to him bumping his clenched fist into your head though!
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  Hi VF
                  Ello CM

                  How's stuff?
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    Morning all!

                    Morning CM!

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                      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                      Ello CM

                      How's stuff?
                      Grand, thanks.... busy in the office though!

                      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                      Morning all!

                      Morning CM!
                      Hey doggie
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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