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    #id
    How do you get dribble out of a keyboard?

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      #id
      Really wish I hadn't forgotten my painkillers today - my neck is killing me
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        #id
        Is it Thursday yet?

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          #id
          I've tested 9 new power supplies today.

          They all worked.

          Made in the UK.

          Wot a miracle...

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            #id
            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            How do you get dribble out of a keyboard?
            Tissue. Or so a friend told me.
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              #id
              I remember the colour tv boom in the 1970s...

              10 Ultra 26" colour tvs fresh from the factory.

              9 needed work.

              That's wot made Britain the electronics capital of the world...

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                #id
                Even better was the 20" Bush tv I bought in 1980.

                Got it home.

                Plugged it in.

                Lasted all of 10 mins.

                Possibly 15.

                Took it back.

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                  #id
                  Needless to say the production of British made video recorders wasn't exactly stellar...

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    That'll explain those marks on my forehead then.
                    And the extra lines of code you wrote while you were asleep.

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                      #id
                      Since they were all imported.

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