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How many brothers were there again?Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostWho mentioned one?
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Experienced in Man Management with good oral skills, Zara is well practiced in health & Safety skills including Prevenative and corrective actions, Manual Handling & lifting and working in confined spaces.Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
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Coupled with a pratical demonstration at interview I'd say the gig would be as good as yours!Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostExperienced in Man Management with good oral skills, Zara is well practiced in health & Safety skills including Prevenative and corrective actions, Manual Handling & lifting and working in confined spaces.
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I'm just tempted to do a 'Smutty CV' and send it to a couple of the 'Always ignor me' Agents just for a laugh!Originally posted by voodooflux View PostCoupled with a pratical demonstration at interview I'd say the gig would be as good as yours!Just call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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Smutty Friday in full flow I see.
I've just been playing this (SFW but completely bonkers). It's like a Japanese version of the penguin/yeti games, complete with special moves and such.Comment
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I'm sure TPD can help you with the wordingOriginally posted by zara_backdog View PostI'm just tempted to do a 'Smutty CV' and send it to a couple of the 'Always ignor me' Agents just for a laugh!
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Yeah, I blame ZaraOriginally posted by Bunk View PostSmutty Friday in full flow I see.
That's gotta be worth a go...Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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