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    #152881
    Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
    it's been years since I did the massaging stuff, prehaps I should go and offer my services to the local team.
    TPD
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      #152882
      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
      Newspaper headline :

      "Welsh students killed in bizarre electrical accident."

      "I had no idea the test kits had been wired to the mains." says stunned technician.

      If he can just stop drooling at the scent of freshly roasted student he'd get away with it


      Yum!

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        #152883
        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post




        El BI

        got
        a
        00*
        160,000

        !!!
        !!!Ten Millennium!!!
        !!!Bonus Point!!!
        !!!Awarded!!!
        !!!

        Merely for completeness or something

        *subject to revision in the event of newbie posts...


        Whoops there goes another one...
        Ahem, my giant alien lizardy friend.

        BI?

        Shome mishtake shirley?

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          #152884
          Originally posted by ControlG View Post
          Well done DaveB - A Pali.

          That one completely passed me by with the impending millennium
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          WHS
          I did warn you!
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            #152885
            Originally posted by Bunk View Post
            I find it hard to believe VF won't sneak out of his meeting to nab the 0000.
            I was thinking about it
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              #152886
              Originally posted by Bunk View Post
              Ahem, my giant alien lizardy friend.

              BI?

              Shome mishtake shirley?
              I got the B part right...

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                #152887
                Originally posted by DaveB View Post


                Originally posted by Bunk View Post
                Is this it?
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  #152888
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  We looked after it for you......
                  I knew you would.
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    #152889
                    Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
                    Welcome back
                    Ta - I haven't had lunch yet
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      #152890
                      Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
                      Ended up with the 'Boy's team however I was suprised when some parents complained it was not right for a '30 something' female assisting with the under 13's football team.
                      Just how were you "assisting" them?
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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