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Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostBut will she want you to pick her up later ?
Plus I won't be able to drive after a couple of cansComment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostProblem solved then. Claim not to be hungry when you get home, wait till she goes out then pop down the chippy for the aforementioned comestibles!
and I could have some chili as a scooby snack laterComment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostNope her friends husband has the job of collecting the drunken wenches. It gets quite messy sometimes and I don't get to see that as I have to stay in making sure DD1&2 are fast asleep
Plus I won't be able to drive after a couple of cans
Can't pick ya up luv- i've 'ad a bit of a liittle drink - hic !Just call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI like your thinking
and I could have some chili as a scooby snack laterWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostAnd with that, ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats for...
Smutty Friday!!!!
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There goes another mahogany tree...Last edited by zeitghost; 6 March 2009, 10:51.Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostAye, although it also sounds like they'll be flexible on how we make the extra 3 hours up, so I *might* just come in earlier each day instead. I really like my Friday afternoon off.Just call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostThere goes another mahogany tree...Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostSounds like a plan that !Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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