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      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      That monster Creme Egg - what would you use as soldiers?

      Cadbury Flakes?
      Originally posted by Bunk View Post
      Chunky Kit Kats?
      Bars of dairy milk?
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        Originally posted by DaveB View Post
        Pretty minimal
        WHS
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
          Yep, and the Tardebigge Flight a few times. Last time I did a splendid job of the first lock there, where you turn a corner and it is upon you.

          Pretty much slid it in without touching the sides (Fnarr fnarr!)
          The Tardebigge Flight is not so much a flight of locks as a right of passage.

          A crew of three of us got through there in about 3 hours one morning. We got to the pub at the bottom just as they unlocked the doors.

          Perfect!
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            Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
            Each pub is like a mini "think tank" tackling the real issues that matter to society.
            It is just shame that come the morning nobody can remember the solutions.

            The government should employ teetotallers to work in every pub to make notes of the suggestions.
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              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              The Tardebigge Flight is not so much a flight of locks as a right of passage.

              A crew of three of us got through there in about 3 hours one morning. We got to the pub at the bottom just as they unlocked the doors.

              Perfect!
              That's very good going. We were being held up by the "crew" in front last time, so we ended up helping them out as well I would have prepared to wait at the pub.
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                one of the younger members of staff had been amusing himself by holding a rather large magnet against the side of one of the CNC monitors
                Don't tell my Dad, but the reason he had to send his first ever colour telly back was because I had been learning about oscilloscopes in physics. I dismantled something for the magnets and wrecked the colour telly playing with moving the image around.
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                  Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                  Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                  Just practising
                  Hmm. What a good idea.

                  Perhaps the UN should hold a COnvention that says:

                  "All lurking snipers must wave immediately before taking out a millennium."
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                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    It is just shame that come the morning nobody can remember the solutions.

                    The government should employ teetotallers to work in every pub to make notes of the suggestions.
                    Genius! And if they got them to provide table service (thus conserving the energy of the drink...I mean "thinkers") even better.
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                      £50 cashback on Quidco just tracked
                      What good fortune you are having today!

                      £50 and a millennium! Have 50 bananananas to help you celebrate:











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