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Originally posted by Churchill View PostYeah, we wouldn't want
underneath them, would we? 

All the
went down the loo!
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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It's probably sat on the sofa watching T.V. and drinking my beer.Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostShe is probably prepping the pet chicken as I typeWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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5? That's enough time for some w*rk, a cup of tea and a piss.Originally posted by DaveB View PostRight. Sandwiches eaten - Ham, Tomato and Mustard of course - time to do some w*rk I suppose.
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Some cheeky bugger has invited me to a meeting in 5 minutes. I'll be having words.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostSome cheeky bugger has invited me to a meeting in 5 minutes. I'll be having words.
Isn't that the point of a meeting>?
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Fortunately it turns out I was an optional attendee, so I exercised my "option" and left.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostSome cheeky bugger has invited me to a meeting in 5 minutes. I'll be having words.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Not for me usually - I consider it a personal challenge to say as little as possible in meetings, instead preferring to snigger, sigh or bang my head on the table when the situation calls for it.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
Isn't that the point of a meeting>?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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