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    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    I think we should submit our own interpretation of that to the Urban Dictionary.
    Goes and checks...

    peanut butter = slut (spreads easily)
    M&M = onanist (masturbating maniac)
    nose = an unwelcome or unpopular person

    So "someone" tried to shove a slutty winker up CM's unwelcomeness.

    I'm not sure that's going to catch on with the hip yoof on da street.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      Goes and checks...

      peanut butter = slut (spreads easily)
      M&M = onanist (masturbating maniac)
      nose = an unwelcome or unpopular person

      So "someone" tried to shove a slutty winker up CM's unwelcomeness.

      I'm not sure that's going to catch on with the hip yoof on da street.
      Hmmmnn - nope, can't see it catching on myself
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        They do...M&S knickers... fantastic
        The last one's I saw in a M&S show window were Big Pants, the ones with a doubly reinforced gusset. I've seen sexier underwear in the People's Friend.
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          Goes and checks...

          peanut butter = slut (spreads easily)
          M&M = onanist (masturbating maniac)
          nose = an unwelcome or unpopular person

          So "someone" tried to shove a slutty winker up CM's unwelcomeness.

          I'm not sure that's going to catch on with the hip yoof on da street.
          Needs some work I think.
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            The last one's I saw in a M&S show window were Big Pants, the ones with a doubly reinforced gusset. I've seen sexier underwear in the People's Friend.


            Sometimes big sucky in knickers are a "girls best friend" never mind "peoples friend"
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              Sometimes big sucky in knickers are a "girls best friend" never mind "peoples friend"
              I read that completey wrong the first time. Or did I
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                I read that completey wrong the first time. Or did I
                I know what I meant
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  Fame! The moderators let it through.

                  http://www.solihull-online.com/shirltemp.htm

                  Posted Monday, February 23, 2009
                  I had the Taiwan Style Tonto and her Ladyship the Shep Fu Chung. Both were very good.
                  Quality Service Value
                  Favourite: Any of their Pekingese dishes
                  BrowneIssue
                  Fancy a Shep Fu Chung? The biggest challenge is keeping it down. Down, Shep! Down, I say.
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    They do...M&S knickers... fantastic elastic
                    Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                      Originally posted by Bear View Post
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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