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    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    Nah, can't be bothered.






    El VooDooFlux

    got
    a
    00*
    156,700

    !!!
    !!!Three In A Row!!!
    !!!Two Handcrafted Bonus Marks!!!
    !!!

    Merely for completeness or something

    *subject to revision in the event of newbie posts...

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      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      I lost some weight today by the simple process of having my hair cut - it hadn't been done for months
      I went to get my hair cut on Friday.

      Despite the fact that there was a guy waiting, they said they were shut.

      I was minorly miffed, I can tell you.

      That was the 2nd time someone pissed me off by doing that.

      The first time was a jumped up little twat in Tesco telling me I could only have 2 packets of Ibuprofen when I wanted 3... that resulted in me just walking.

      Then, yesterday, the third time, apparently I couldn't buy my eyedrops (allergy) in Boots coz the pharmacist was off having his lunch.

      My eyes have been itching like crazy ever since...

      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

      Next time I'm gonna Eat someone...

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        Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
        There are some great books by Charles River Media - the "gems" series is pretty good and held in high regard (mostly).






        El VooDooFlux

        got
        a
        PALI*
        156,651

        !!!
        !!!

        Merely for completeness or something

        *subject to revision in the event of newbie posts...

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          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          Chinese for dinner

          So much for home cooking
          <SING>I like Chinese, they only come up to your knees</sing>

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            Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
            Damn, missed Zeity passing the 16K mark - nice one GAL
            When did I do that then?

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              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              I think I'm in a similar position to Zeity and his lustee, but with a greater age difference.

              Ah well, time will tell
              22 years in my case

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                I have contemplated the "G'day Sheila, do you fancy a feck" approach with the lustee, but it's a bit 1970s really.



                Byeee

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                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    Population
                    2035 Revenues
                    471250 € Unemployment 1 %
                    Transport 99 %
                    Crime rate 1 %
                    Pollution 1 %

                    rank=323
                    22 February: A new inhabitant has come to TPDVille.
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      Afternoon all!

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