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    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    It starts up a massive flamethrower that melts the snow in the vehicles path. Or it might just engage a traction control system, but that's not as exciting.
    Apparently, some BMW's sold in the South African market have flame throwers fitted as Anti HiJack devices.

    Me wants some.

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      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
      It starts up a massive flamethrower that melts the snow in the vehicles path. Or it might just engage a traction control system specific to slippery conditions, but I prefer the flamethrower idea.
      Traction control is for wimps who are afraid of driving sideways.

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        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        Ah.

        It's one of those buttons.

        The kind of black button that lights up black and says "Don't press this button again"*...
        Or maybe one of these buttons
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
          Or maybe one of these buttons
          Good old Kit.

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            Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
            Apparently, some BMW's sold in the South African market have flame throwers fitted as Anti HiJack devices.

            Me wants some.
            Yeah, I remember reading about those - fitted under the door sills to see off (or "roast") attackers at traffic lights.
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post


              Morning all.
              Morning FaQ

              Did you make it to ClientCo?
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                Morning FaQ

                Did you make it to ClientCo?
                Ah, that'll be a no then.
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                  Or maybe one of these buttons
                  Generally, this is bad.

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                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    It starts up a massive flamethrower that melts the snow in the vehicles path. Or it might just engage a traction control system specific to slippery conditions, but I prefer the flamethrower idea.
                    He'd love the flame throwing idea!!

                    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                    Ah.

                    It's one of those buttons.

                    The kind of black button that lights up black and says "Don't press this button again"*...








                    *HHGTTG...
                    Exactly!! There is a big yellow and red button that I'm not allowed to touch although, sometimes my handbag lands on it and I'm always afraid something scary will happen!!
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
                      Good old Kit.
                      <pedant>
                      KITT
                      </pedant>

                      The kids have been watching the A-Team on Bravo recently too.
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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