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Please tell me you have a "You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps." bumper sticker on your desk at workOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostNo sane person leaves clientco.
Only the mad ones get out
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I noticed there was a childs spade left by the Eglo. Either the kids left it out or the chickens are digging a tunnel.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostThose chickens are up to summat....Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostIt's ironic that it says "Virgin" on the front, since it's always f***ed.

Damn, now the kids are asking me why I was laughing
"Erm, ask your mother."Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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If I wasn't back on site, I'd be closer to 10k. But my desk is a touch too conspicuous, especially as there is VERY little work I could be doing on my laptop.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostBrilloPad 19,856
zeitghost 15,614
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Well done faqqqer
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Why am I now whistling the theme to The Great Escape?Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI noticed there was a childs spade left by the Eglo. Either the kids left it out or the chickens are digging a tunnel.Comment
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One of them sounds like it's bouncing a ball on the inside of the Eglu. And another one is eyeing up the kids bike.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostWhy am I now whistling the theme to The Great Escape?
Time for Eglu inspection!Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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I'd better go and be socialable to our guests. Particuarly as they're cooking tea for us
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I like that idea - invite people over and make them cook for you.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI'd better go and be socialable to our guests. Particuarly as they're cooking tea for us
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