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    Morning all....

    ... I got called out last night. Thank you VF and your excellent error reporting. Naturally OfficeIdiot was implicated. In fairness not his fault though; which is a shame!

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      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      Just curl up on the floor under your desk. I've seen plenty of civil servants do that, so it must be OK.
      Mrs Gonzo once curled up for a sleep under her desk at about 5pm one evening.

      She had only just got back from a "long lunch".

      She was only busted because a cleaner spotted her and started to shout "She's dead! She's dead!".

      Her boss came over to investigate and would work out what had happened from the smell of alcohol.

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        Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
        Morning all....

        ... I got called out last night. Thank you VF and your excellent error reporting. Naturally OfficeIdiot was implicated. In fairness not his fault though; which is a shame!
        Hey HC

        Originally posted by Gonzo View Post
        Mrs Gonzo once curled up for a sleep under her desk at about 5pm one evening.

        She had only just got back from a "long lunch".

        She was only busted because a cleaner spotted her and started to shout "She's dead! She's dead!".

        Her boss came over to investigate and would work out what had happened from the smell of alcohol.
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          Hey Monkey
          working hard as ever CM, not long until your holiday

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            Morning all...

            Bored now...

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              Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
              I'm off to bed, I've wasted 2 hours of my life on this computer






              El 5*

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              Merely for completeness or something

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                Morning all

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                  Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                  working hard as ever CM, not long until your holiday
                  Thank goodness


                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


                  Morning all...

                  Bored now...

                  Hey sweety zeity
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    Morning all
                    Hey BP
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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