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    Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
    Good morning CUK'ers.

    I am on the worst PC ever today as a result of laptop issues. I therefore claim first rights on the approaching '000.
    It has IE 6, and no spell check. So expect awful spelling today (or a lot of smaller words!)

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      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      Anyway, guess what, I'm about to report a "Company of Solicitors" to the "Solicitors Regulation Authority" and the "Law Society" for "Failure to Account"!

      Wish me luck!!!
      I quite fancy a gig at the Law Society actually - they're based in Redditch (and Leamington) and just round the corner from a decent pub.

      Which reminds me, I need to have words with my accountant about "Failure to do my accounts"...
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post


        morning all
        Hey FaQ - how you doing?
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
          I quite fancy a gig at the Law Society actually - they're based in Redditch (and Leamington) and just round the corner from a decent pub.

          Which reminds me, I need to have words with my accountant about "Failure to do my accounts"...
          My mates gym (for whom I do the IT) is one of the free gym's their employees can use! Its a good gig working for them by all accounts.

          I have a meeting with my accountant tomorrow afternoon to go through mine etc. I wish I had lost the stuff for that meeting on my laptop instead of the stuff for Plan B this afternoon.

          Wing and a Prayer anyone?

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            Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post


            morning all
            Morning

            Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
            Good morning CUK'ers.

            I am on the worst PC ever today as a result of laptop issues. I therefore claim first rights on the approaching '000.
            Me breaking my laptop yesterday

            Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
            I quite fancy a gig at the Law Society actually - they're based in Redditch (and Leamington) and just round the corner from a decent pub.

            Which reminds me, I need to have words with my accountant about "Failure to do my accounts"...
            Tut tut - you need new accountants
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
              Good morning CUK'ers.
              Morning chief

              Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
              I am on the worst PC ever today as a result of laptop issues. I therefore claim first rights on the approaching '000.
              That'll be a production server then?
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                Me breaking my laptop yesterday
                Do not be cheeky, bean counter.

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                  Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                  That'll be a production server then?
                  Worse than that!

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                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    I wonder who was behind those?
                    I suspect it's my fault for mentioning ***.*** the other day...

                    Mea culpa, mea maxima culpa...

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                      Morning all

                      There's hardly anyone in the office today. I might manage to do nothing for the entire day

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