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What, not even kebabOriginally posted by HeliCraig View PostDO NOT EAT THAT!
HTH.
Lips and rings are core ingredients.
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Unfortunately yesOriginally posted by voodooflux View PostHey 5*
Back in the office today?
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Did they abseil down from black helicopters, laden with business cards and flasks full of Latte?Originally posted by Bunk View PostSpeaking of rapid response teams, I was at a client who went into administration and by about 10am that morning there were recruitment agents waiting outside to hand out business cards to all the newly redundant developers. They must have smelled blood. Vultures
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My last GF didn't call me Rimmer for nothing...Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostDO NOT EAT THAT!
HTH.
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< wipes monitor after spitting tea >Originally posted by zeitghost View PostMy last GF didn't call me Rimmer for nothing...
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Ohh, did somebody mention Helicopters?Originally posted by voodooflux View PostDid they abseil down from black helicopters, laden with business cards and flasks full of Latte?
Lets hope they abseiled from Apache's... but the proper ones, the British WAH-64 variant. Proper job, none of that yank junk.
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Probably putting my chopper ignorance proudly on display here, but could they abseil from a WAH-64 (based on my probably incorrect assumption that it is an attack helicopter with limited internal space rather than a transport helicopter)?Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostOhh, did somebody mention Helicopters?
Lets hope they abseiled from Apache's... but the proper ones, the British WAH-64 variant. Proper job, none of that yank junk.
Oh god, what I have done...be gentle with me!Last edited by voodooflux; 14 January 2009, 12:30.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Because you were a hologram?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostMy last GF didn't call me Rimmer for nothing...
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