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I'll do you a "buy one get one free" with that one from yesterday. I'll take the crate of Carling if you throw in a packet of pork scratchings.
While BOGOF is tempting, there is no way I can finance the extra pork scratchings in the current climate (its too hot you see!). Can I offer a packet of dry roasted instead?
While BOGOF is tempting, there is no way I can finance the extra pork scratchings in the current climate (its too hot you see!). Can I offer a packet of dry roasted instead?
Sorry, you're too late - I've just sold the land to Tesco for a lifetime supply of Pot Noodle and Kleenez.
I think, my friend, you have been done.
For I was dealing in hard goods, not future promises. It appears that, at least according to AtW (well, probably!), Tesco are doomed. They only managed a 2.5% increase in like for like sales - idiots. And with only £3.1bn in expected profits this year they will never be able to satisfy your insatiable apetite for Noodling.
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