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Yep. Not even had 1 and got in the car. Also resolved to going for a beer earlier so I can get the last train home too! Thus saving £12 on a taxi!Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI see you've learned your lesson after your close call before Christmas then. Good boy.
Seems an accurate description, so yes it could be me!Originally posted by voodooflux View PostAre you the little pr!ck she mentioned?

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That might be handy actually - cheers. I was told to stay clear of T-Cut though as the area involved is too large (i.e. most of the frickin car).Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostI have a "buffer" / "mopper" thingy in the shed at home if you want to borrow it and some T-Cut one weekend!
I'm worried about this fantasy you're building about my missusOriginally posted by HeliCraig View PostI could get LadyVF to take it back with her when she has finished buffing mine if you want!
It was my fantasy and I was there first!
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Bloody hell - it's taken the PM over 2 and a half hours to send her first email out.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Dunno, she's in a different building (if she's in).Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIs the lustee cold? you could warm her up......
According to twitter she couldn't sleep last night & only had one eye open at 7 a.m....
I'd gladly offer a shag to warm her up though...
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The problem is that the fans on the fan assisted radiators don't work...Originally posted by zeitghost View PostStone me, it's cold in here today... brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....
Which is extremely handy at the moment.
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I bought a red car from auction once and it had the same problem - but I can't remember what I used to polish it up with. Think it was that T-Cut type polish which comes in about 16 different "base" colours. Worked a treat mind.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostThat might be handy actually - cheers. I was told to stay clear of T-Cut though as the area involved is too large (i.e. most of the frickin car).
If you can't beat them....Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI'm worried about this fantasy you're building about my missus
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I was surprised by that too. Although re-assured that it is a nonsense email all the same!Originally posted by voodooflux View PostBloody hell - it's taken the PM over 2 and a half hours to send her first email out.Comment
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Listen Zeity, you are going to have to share this twitter URL you know. I will get some Kryptonite (or whatever it is you fear!), and torture it out of you if needbe!Originally posted by zeitghost View PostDunno, she's in a different building (if she's in).
According to twitter she couldn't sleep last night & only had one eye open at 7 a.m....
I'd gladly offer a shag to warm her up though...

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Aye, some form of polish is required. My mate did suggest one but I can't remember what it was.Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostI bought a red car from auction once and it had the same problem - but I can't remember what I used to polish it up with. Think it was that T-Cut type polish which comes in about 16 different "base" colours. Worked a treat mind.
...you're certainly not joining themOriginally posted by HeliCraig View PostIf you can't beat them....
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