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    #id
    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    I'm so bored I may have to go and ask for some work. Somebody stop me.
    Although I still have a sandwich left...
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      #id
      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
      I see you've learned your lesson after your close call before Christmas then. Good boy.
      Yep. Not even had 1 and got in the car. Also resolved to going for a beer earlier so I can get the last train home too! Thus saving £12 on a taxi!

      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
      Are you the little pr!ck she mentioned?
      Seems an accurate description, so yes it could be me!

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        #id
        Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
        I have a "buffer" / "mopper" thingy in the shed at home if you want to borrow it and some T-Cut one weekend!
        That might be handy actually - cheers. I was told to stay clear of T-Cut though as the area involved is too large (i.e. most of the frickin car).

        Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
        I could get LadyVF to take it back with her when she has finished buffing mine if you want!
        I'm worried about this fantasy you're building about my missus It was my fantasy and I was there first!
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          #id
          Bloody hell - it's taken the PM over 2 and a half hours to send her first email out.
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            #id
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Is the lustee cold? you could warm her up......
            Dunno, she's in a different building (if she's in).

            According to twitter she couldn't sleep last night & only had one eye open at 7 a.m....

            I'd gladly offer a shag to warm her up though...

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              #id
              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
              Stone me, it's cold in here today... brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....
              The problem is that the fans on the fan assisted radiators don't work...

              Which is extremely handy at the moment.

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                #id
                Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                That might be handy actually - cheers. I was told to stay clear of T-Cut though as the area involved is too large (i.e. most of the frickin car).
                I bought a red car from auction once and it had the same problem - but I can't remember what I used to polish it up with. Think it was that T-Cut type polish which comes in about 16 different "base" colours. Worked a treat mind.

                Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                I'm worried about this fantasy you're building about my missus It was my fantasy and I was there first!
                If you can't beat them....

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                  Bloody hell - it's taken the PM over 2 and a half hours to send her first email out.
                  I was surprised by that too. Although re-assured that it is a nonsense email all the same!

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                    Dunno, she's in a different building (if she's in).

                    According to twitter she couldn't sleep last night & only had one eye open at 7 a.m....

                    I'd gladly offer a shag to warm her up though...
                    Listen Zeity, you are going to have to share this twitter URL you know. I will get some Kryptonite (or whatever it is you fear!), and torture it out of you if needbe!

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
                      I bought a red car from auction once and it had the same problem - but I can't remember what I used to polish it up with. Think it was that T-Cut type polish which comes in about 16 different "base" colours. Worked a treat mind.
                      Aye, some form of polish is required. My mate did suggest one but I can't remember what it was.

                      Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
                      If you can't beat them....
                      ...you're certainly not joining them
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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