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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI see you've learned your lesson after your close call before Christmas then. Good boy.
Originally posted by voodooflux View PostAre you the little pr!ck she mentioned?Comment
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Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostI have a "buffer" / "mopper" thingy in the shed at home if you want to borrow it and some T-Cut one weekend!
Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostI could get LadyVF to take it back with her when she has finished buffing mine if you want!Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Bloody hell - it's taken the PM over 2 and a half hours to send her first email out.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIs the lustee cold? you could warm her up......
According to twitter she couldn't sleep last night & only had one eye open at 7 a.m....
I'd gladly offer a shag to warm her up though...Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostStone me, it's cold in here today... brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....
Which is extremely handy at the moment.Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostThat might be handy actually - cheers. I was told to stay clear of T-Cut though as the area involved is too large (i.e. most of the frickin car).
Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI'm worried about this fantasy you're building about my missus It was my fantasy and I was there first!Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostBloody hell - it's taken the PM over 2 and a half hours to send her first email out.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostDunno, she's in a different building (if she's in).
According to twitter she couldn't sleep last night & only had one eye open at 7 a.m....
I'd gladly offer a shag to warm her up though...Comment
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Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostI bought a red car from auction once and it had the same problem - but I can't remember what I used to polish it up with. Think it was that T-Cut type polish which comes in about 16 different "base" colours. Worked a treat mind.
Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostIf you can't beat them....Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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