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Thank you sir - very kindOriginally posted by NickFitz View Post

Happy Birthday

to 
VF's 
Mum

Thanks for VF, VF's Mum


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Excellent ideaOriginally posted by NickFitz View Post
Make sure she's in a short skirt and stockings first...
I might have trouble holding the ladder steady with one hand though
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And perhaps more importantly "what are you intentions towards keeping my pension topped up?"Originally posted by NickFitz View PostAlthough given the ages, by then it might be down to you: "What are your intentions towards my daughter?"
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Good plan - we're off up to Wales for Christmas so I'm going to stuff the presents in the "stow and go" compartments in the Chrysler Voyager.Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postwell I keep them in the boot of the car.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Had my first mince pie this morning as well - No.2 son's tennis coach bought a load out while we were watching them train this morning.Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI had my first puff pastry mince pie of the festive season.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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