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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostJohn Sargent slept with 1000 prostitutes before lunchtime?
Damn this speed reading....
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Food and sex - three of my favourite things.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postyes - but he thinks about it in the 9.5 weeks sense. No wonder he has 4 kids!Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by El_Diablo View PostKim Basinger was grrr
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Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post

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Hmmm, minor issue at ClientCo. Fortunately it's not my fault - I knew verbose logfiles would save my arse.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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My gorgeous lady is back in bed, she needs more sleep.That boy go raaaaaaa
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Reminds me of the classic...Originally posted by voodooflux View PostHmmm, minor issue at ClientCo. Fortunately it's not my fault - I knew verbose logfiles would save my arse.
"A memo is sent not to inform the recipient, but to cover the arse of the sender."Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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The bloke who had sex with all those ' SEX WORKERS' has got bright red nail varnish on.Just call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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Wasn't tempted by the leftover noodles then?Originally posted by El_Diablo View PostMy gorgeous lady is back in bed, she needs more sleep.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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