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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    People think I hate Microsoft because they're Evil Money Grubbing Bastards. That's not true. All capitalists are EMGB. I hate Microsoft because their products are shit.
    That's tad harsh - I've never had a problem with notepad.

    To be honest I've had much worse experiences with IBM products. I've had viruses that have done less damage to my PC than the WebSphere MQ Series installation. And don't get me started on IBM AlphaWorks - I have *never* downloaded anything from there that:

    a) worked
    b) didn't trash my PC in some way

    "Big Blue?" Big poo more like.
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      I now have to reboot this piece of crap coz Micro$haft has downloaded assorted "updates" to it...

      I may be some time...
      Do they do updates to Windows 3.0 ?
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        Oi!

        I'm getting hungry actually...
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
          Oi!

          I'm getting hungry actually...
          Me too - I am going to the kitchen now, to toast a bagel, want one?

          I promise, I will try not to burn it!
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            Me too - I am going to the jkitchen now, to toast a bagel, want one?

            I promise, I will try not to burn it!
            Yes please! I like them crispy anyway...
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              Cheers - current stint takes me to Boxing Day.
              Spooky - same day as mine!
              Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                Originally posted by Bear View Post
                Spooky - same day as mine!
                Aren't we Spartacus?
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post




                  VooDooFlux

                  got
                  a
                  00
                  134,600

                  !!!
                  !!!

                  Merely for completeness or something
                  That was a subdued one!
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    Right - you have made me hungry now - off to raid the Kitchen!!!!

                    Then dig out a suit for interview for later.
                    Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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                      Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
                      Right - you have made me hungry now - off to raid the Kitchen!!!!

                      Then dig out a suit for interview for later.
                      What time's the interview? Is this your second or third one at DB?
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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