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Originally posted by XenophonNowt!
SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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not much working going on here, I suspect I'll be leaving today around 1600SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Funny old week.
I haven't been to the office since friday.
When I'm there every day the staff pester me daily and constantly with problems, Yet I just phoned and faxed in some paperwork. and asked if there were any problems, Answer "No! why should there be any problems"
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Today I have been running the marine Civil side of the business.
I have been crawling around inside a Lock gate on the docks that we are cutting up for scrap.
I have rescued approx 50 eels that were trapped inside the sunken gate when we pumped out the water and floated it.
We also rescued 1 young gull that had fallen through a hole in the gate that we cut. (RSPCA picked it up)
And I ended up stinking of rotting marine life and covered in stagnant mud and water.
It was great, not a computer system in sight for a change.
Oh! and I got to play wth my Liebherr 932Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Hmm! thought you'd gone
Must be the Ghost in the systemConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by zeitghostMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...Comment
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