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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostWell boys, I have had THE most traumatic trip home ever!!!
Was about to have a wee (of course) before I left the office but as soon as I walked across the floor the fliping alarm went off - some tosser had locked me in and set the alarm. I raced downstairs in the bloody dark, nearly killed myself on the bloody stairs, to switch it off before the police turned up.
When I had finally composed myself, I was about to open the front door, only to discover it was locked with the key, not just on the electronic thingy.... I can't reach the lock had to go back upstairs, get a chair bring it down - stand on it - open the lock, bring the chair back up and then finally I was able to leave. On the outside is a step they installed just for me cos I am too short to open the door without it.
Then to add to my and compound my shame over Friday night, I bumped into the guy who owns the kebab shop. He gave me grief for being so drunk and commended the doggie for looking after me
What a night!!!That boy go raaaaaaa
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Ok ok I'm sorry CMThat boy go raaaaaaa
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I've been a good boy and loaded up the dishwasher and done all ironingThat boy go raaaaaaa
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postyup I bought it from VF's shop on ebay...Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostWonder if he is sober? He went to the pub after workWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostEvening folksThat boy go raaaaaaa
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostWell boys, I have had THE most traumatic trip home ever!!!
Was about to have a wee (of course) before I left the office but as soon as I walked across the floor the fliping alarm went off - some tosser had locked me in and set the alarm. I raced downstairs in the bloody dark, nearly killed myself on the bloody stairs, to switch it off before the police turned up.
When I had finally composed myself, I was about to open the front door, only to discover it was locked with the key, not just on the electronic thingy.... I can't reach the lock had to go back upstairs, get a chair bring it down - stand on it - open the lock, bring the chair back up and then finally I was able to leave. On the outside is a step they installed just for me cos I am too short to open the door without it.
Then to add to my and compound my shame over Friday night, I bumped into the guy who owns the kebab shop. He gave me grief for being so drunk and commended the doggie for looking after me
What a night!!!
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