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I really want to see if the girls fancy it but I know I can't drinkOriginally posted by voodooflux View PostPub @ lunchtime?
I'm going
If I do the afternoon would be a washout and work wise, I can't afford that.
OMFG...... did I just say that..... some one shoot me
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Just think "Friday, Kebab Shop, ..." The memories will come flooding back and you'll be fine!Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI really want to see if the girls fancy it but I know I can't drink
If I do the afternoon would be a washout and work wise, I can't afford that.
OMFG...... did I just say that..... some one shoot me

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True.... I am not sure I could force down even a glass of wine today. Beer and/or vodka are distinct possibilities though...Originally posted by Churchill View PostJust think "Friday, Kebab Shop, ..." The memories will come flooding back and you'll be fine!
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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That sounds worryingly sensibleOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostI really want to see if the girls fancy it but I know I can't drink
If I do the afternoon would be a washout and work wise, I can't afford that.
OMFG...... did I just say that..... some one shoot me


My pub trip is now off - I have to deploy some more software at lunchtime while the plant is quiet and the production chaps are tucking in to their pies
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostDD1 is 5 today!!!

For such an important day...
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostDD1 is 5 today!!!

Excellent 
Many happy returns to the litte-un. Will there be cake for TPD?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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I may need to pop to the canteen early to get some lard before the good stuff is all gone.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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I've already had two apples this morning, but there's just no substitute for a ClientCo sausage roll. They're so "good" they turn the paper wrapping transparent
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