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< raises head from floor >Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostWell done mate
Relex and Enjoy ( or is the pizza for the Kids ?)
pizza ... for ... all ... of ... us ...
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Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostPS did you get your Pork OK?

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What is the world coming to?Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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< suddenly perks up >Originally posted by Bear View Post
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Argh - can't believe I missed that!Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Really?Originally posted by Churchill View PostI'm smiling, I'm off to meet girly for a drink and I have evil intentions...
Wasn't last week PMT?
If I wasn't using my phone right now, i'd search for the confirmation.Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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<inventory>Originally posted by voodooflux View PostIt's too late - the exits are blocked! I'm trapped
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And you made a jolly good start with your "stiff in the morning" comment.Originally posted by Bear View Post
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Tea was yummy - lasagne. But I'm still hungry, which is a good sign as I've hardly been eating since I've been off work. Lost 10% of my body weight in the first week, which apparently is not a good thing.Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostHave you seen the damage 10 five year olds can do? - Our Garden has never been th4e same since my daughters 4th which was 5 years ago - always take them some where now.
Anyway - how was tea?
Having a curry later and I am really hungry.
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Not enough CM input today. And it's not the same without DS23, let's face it.Originally posted by Bear View Post
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I do try BP...I do tryOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostAnd you made a jolly good start with your "stiff in the morning" comment.Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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I can't believe how this place has grownCode:BrilloPad 16,634 zeitghost 14,191 Diver 10,932 cailin maith 10,560 DS23 10,001 BrowneIssue 8,564 TheFaQQer 7,986 NickFitz 7,581 FiveTimes 6,261 Bear 5,219
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