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Sounds like something else might have gone down as well if Internet access is affected by a reboot?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket? -
I was once on a client site, where the niece of the head honcho was doing work experience...
...someone sent her to the server room to change the backup tapes (uh oh) but that bit went well. However, being female (waits for CM to unleash the paddle) and not one to let dust get in her way, she noticed that there was bit of fluff on the front of one of the servers, so she wanted to get rid of it. So using the pen she had, she tried to push the fluff out...
...behind the fluff was the power switch.
That boy go raaaaaaa
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Afternoon CMOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostAfternoon boyos
That boy go raaaaaaa
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issues loading people's .bashrc's with dependancies..Originally posted by voodooflux View PostSounds like something else might have gone down as well if Internet access is affected by a reboot?Comment
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Afternoon ZaraOriginally posted by zara_backdog View PostAfternoon girls
That boy go raaaaaaa
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Originally posted by El_Diablo View PostI was once on a client site, where the niece of the head honcho was doing work experience...
...someone sent her to the server room to change the backup tapes (uh oh) but that bit went well. However, being female (waits for CM to unleash the paddle) and not one to let dust get in her way, she noticed that there was bit of fluff on the front of one of the servers, so she wanted to get rid of it. So using the pen she had, she tried to push the fluff out...
...behind the fluff was the power switch.

Damn...... I'm not allowed in the server room!!
I'm also not allowed to touch the back of the box on the floor either since I spilt coffee on the network cable
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Hey EDOriginally posted by El_Diablo View PostAfternoon CM
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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things are slowly getting there... but I'm having to use vi to make changes since emacs wont' startup
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Ooooh interesting eh, anything off TPD gossip?Originally posted by voodooflux View PostGood thanks - ClientCo is a bit "interesting" this morning though. How's things?
Things are good thanks just sorting out some reports.That boy go raaaaaaa
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