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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Can somebody please motivate me
    To do what? Give me a paddle?

    How is your knicker elastic today?

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      The BP twins call Mrs BP by her first name - as they see their mother.

      So now Baby BP will not call her mum - calls her by her first name!

      Mrs BP quite upset......

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        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        The BP twins call Mrs BP by her first name - as they see their mother.

        So now Baby BP will not call her mum - calls her by her first name!

        Mrs BP quite upset......
        I was my usual understanding self "I told you they should have called you mum".

        Then I ran away......

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          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          Can somebody please motivate me
          Where is the mutt when you need him?

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            To do what? Give me a paddle?

            How is your knicker elastic today?
            I mean to do some work.... I was at it till 10pm last night and now I can't be bothered

            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            The BP twins call Mrs BP by her first name - as they see their mother.

            So now Baby BP will not call her mum - calls her by her first name!

            Mrs BP quite upset......
            Ah - poor Mrs BP. He is only doing it cos the twins do, he will grow out of it!
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
              Where is the mutt when you need him?
              Not that kind of motivation
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                Courgette Soup...

                The only sensible thing to do with courgettes or marrows is to put them directly into the compost heap & cover them with horse manure.
                WHS, and the same applies to most vegetables.
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                  WHS, and the same applies to most vegetables.
                  My (or rather Mrs BP's) soup is yeeeeeuuuummmm!!

                  You lot are useless, eating veggies is good for you!!!
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    I mean to do some work.... I was at it till 10pm last night and now I can't be bothered
                    Just think of the grateful thanks you will get from the users!!

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                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      Just think of the grateful thanks you will get from the users!!
                      I won't even dignify that with a temper tantrum
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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