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    Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
    Yes I am pleased to - wouldn't wish it on anyone. As it was only the car which was damaged I felt at liberty to chuckle. It'll probably help Ford "sell" another one.
    I had a biggish crash in May 1999 - front was totalled. Police begged me to drive it away!! £4k of damage - car only worth £6k - as suspension totally shot.

    You just can't get the police these days......

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      Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
      Did you get your toast in the end?
      Wasn't me
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
        It'll be alright Zeity... we have had them here for a while. They replaced them last year with newer photocopiers (as they are leased from HP) - the funniest bit was watching the delivery "team" drop one down the stairs.
        If they take away my laser printer, then I'm out of here, since I won't be able to make pcbs any more.

        And I'm not waiting in a queue for a fecking photocopier whilst trying to print out 20 odd pcb transparencies for the kiddies...

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          Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
          Courgette Soup...

          The only sensible thing to do with courgettes or marrows is to put them directly into the compost heap & cover them with horse manure.
          You should try Mrs BP's recipe........

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            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            Bloody hell - fire alarm - been stood outside for ages cos some bint burnt her toast

            Thank goodness for firemen
            The receptionsit at client co did that a few weeks ago.

            A whole warehouse was evacuated because she always burnt her toast.

            Total cost of that was about £9k based on 15 mins worth of running costs.

            She no longer works here.

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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              Morning Zeity

              How are you?

              Did you walk up the hill today?

              I heard of same printer thing happening at Merrill Lynch 2 weeks ago. Trying to cut costs before BoA decimate them.......


              I was cold until I got in here, whereupon I took off 1 waxed jacket with liner, two jumpers, a scarfe (in a rather fetching red), a pair of gloves and a woolly hat...

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                Originally posted by Bear View Post
                Yep - just Ibuprofen. I just need to remember to continue resting the back even after the pain has gone.

                Just so many big jobs to do at home!
                I highly recommend deep muscle strengthening exercises like pilates or alexander technique.

                I do pilates on a Monday night - it makes a huge difference.

                I wish I had started 10 years ago - I suppose one doesn't do these things until too late......

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                  Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                  The receptionsit at client co did that a few weeks ago.

                  A whole warehouse was evacuated because she always burnt her toast.

                  Total cost of that was about £9k based on 15 mins worth of running costs.

                  She no longer works here.
                  Hi SP

                  How are you?

                  Did we ever get the full story of your trip to hospital?

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                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    Hi SP

                    How are you?

                    Did we ever get the full story of your trip to hospital?
                    Did it involve an accident with a vacuum cleaner?

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      Did it involve an accident with a vacuum cleaner?
                      No that was me

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