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    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    GSP?

    That's where a a mobile phone that incorporates a breathaliser would come in handy. No texts allowed with certain keywords after say, 2 or 3 pints.
    Grandma Sockpuppet. An older (well 31) woman that I tried to date a while back - didn't work out but we stayed friends. Now we just get drunk together.

    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Oh dear.....

    Are ye speaking now?
    Yeah, it wasn't that bad...maybe I'm being paranoid.

    I'm dropping a CD over later so if she refuses to let me in then I guess we're not talking
    Last edited by Sockpuppet; 21 October 2008, 13:30.

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      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
      Shoots...





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      Merely for completeness or something

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        Originally posted by Jog On View Post
        Ave drivellites

        What a splendid lunch that was - Sainsbury's cooked meat counter FTW!

        Deffo doing that again
        Hello Jog

        Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post


        Another week off work - still not well.

        Off to the doctor again tomorrow, and then again on Friday to sort out the diagnosis / prognosis. Frustrated now, and still
        Hello you.... sorry to hear you are still feeling rough
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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          afternoon all ....

          Had a series of meetings 10-12pm, then 1-2pm

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            I think I have missed
            Don't you just hate it when that happens...

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              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              What did you have?

              I haven't had time for lunch
              Tuna melt toasted
              Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                Originally posted by Bear View Post
                Tuna melt toasted
                Good - I don't like Tuna
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  Originally posted by tay View Post
                  Well considering who your BF is, it is a given you are blind, stupid and dumb. But at least you are helping a ginger with his self esteem.. nice one!!
                  How would you know what CMs BF is like?

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                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Good - I don't like Tuna
                    bacon on toast
                    "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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                      Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                      Just once I'd like to go for a drink with her and not act like a complete bell end.
                      Start slow - try just walking past her and not acting like a bell end.

                      Then try speaking one sentence without doing it.

                      Build up slowly to a paragraph.

                      Then a conversation...

                      Might take a while, by which time, you'll have forgotten why you even cared in the first place.
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