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    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
    Doh.

    Went out for a few drinks and a flirt last night with GSP (long story don't ask).

    Had a good night - Woke up this morning looked at my phone and thought "ah you tw*t".


    Drunken me + gsp + text message = ah fook.


    Just once I'd like to go for a drink with her and not act like a complete bell end.
    Oh dear.....

    Are ye speaking now?
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
      GSP?

      That's where a a mobile phone that incorporates a breathaliser would come in handy. No texts with certain keywords after say, 2 or 3 pints.
      I'm lucky like that... my eyesight is so bad that after a few beers I can't see my phone screen anyway so I don't bother with texting!
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
        Doh.

        Went out for a few drinks and a flirt last night with GSP (long story don't ask).

        Had a good night - Woke up this morning looked at my phone and thought "ah you tw*t".


        Drunken me + gsp + text message = ah fook.


        Just once I'd like to go for a drink with her and not act like a complete bell end.
        Dare I even ask what this means?

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          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          I'm lucky like that... my eyesight is so bad that after a few beers I can't see my phone screen anyway so I don't bother with texting!
          Ah, natures defence
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            How does this "texting" of which you speak work?

            I can barely find how to answer phone calls on my most recent mobile

            It took me about 5 mins the other day to find the list of recent calls...

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              Mmmm... interesting...

              A slight design faux pas with the electronic lock caused a little consternation this morning.

              The sun (who had his hat on) was generating keypresses as I walked past the lock... it was shining infrared light into the opto sensor thingie.

              Oddly enough, that's exactly what happened with the original one as well... though it didn't generate keypresses with that design, it just prevented the processor detecting the postion of the cam.

              I knew you'd all be interested.

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                Zeity - reckon you could knock one of these up?
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  The kiddies have just had their first practice test...

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                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    Zeity - reckon you could knock one of these up?
                    Very probably... it's not all that difficult...

                    In the dos days, you could reproduce the contents of the screen...

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                      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post

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