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    #id
    I have found the only cure against a great white attack is to stand under a tree, life your right leg in the air and whistle 'jerusalem'

    You don't have to whistle but it gives you something to do
    "Wait, I still function!"

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      #id
      Originally posted by Swiss Tony
      I have found the only cure against a great white attack is to stand under a tree, life your right leg in the air and whistle 'jerusalem'

      You don't have to whistle but it gives you something to do


      That be good advice...so next time I am swimming in great white shark territory, I should aim for the nearest tree???

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        #id
        Indeed! You will thank me when your not munching on a mars bar attached to yer hook
        "Wait, I still function!"

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          #id
          Originally posted by Swiss Tony
          Indeed! You will thank me when your not munching on a mars bar attached to yer hook

          Yes...I shall heed your advice...I hope the great whites have not already cottoned onto this ploy however...

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            #id
            alas hard to tell for sure, though if you catch him in the eye and he's got a crafty look you may be in for a rough time. Perhaps this is when you adopt plan B and engage said shark in a game of 'thumb wars'
            "Wait, I still function!"

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              #id
              Originally posted by Swiss Tony
              alas hard to tell for sure, though if you catch him in the eye and he's got a crafty look you may be in for a rough time. Perhaps this is when you adopt plan B and engage said shark in a game of 'thumb wars'

              I reckon I could whop the shark at that....but slaps is a game he could have me at...

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                #id
                which is why i didn't go for plan R, slaps is a game to avoid with sharks, works well with lethal looking eggs
                "Wait, I still function!"

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                  #id
                  bouce
                  SA says;
                  Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

                  I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

                  n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                  (whatever these are)

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                    #id
                    bump bump
                    SA says;
                    Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

                    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

                    n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                    (whatever these are)

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                      #id
                      replace it, you tightwad. less than a quid each.

                      Or check yer soldering you've probably got a dry joint.
                      alternatively nick the processer cooling fan off your system and mount that on it.
                      better still, tune back to radio wales where it didn't overheat
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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