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"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
long"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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now..."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Yay - the Mule's 1000th post.
What a dribble of tulipe."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Because it's continually having entries added/amended/deleted by billions of failed-at-university-want-to-make-my-mark turds. Don't trust a word in Wiki - you may as well go down the local boozer and ask a resident bar fly. You get a drink, too.Originally posted by Moscow MuleWhy is wikipedia so slow. Cheapskates, buy some new servers.Comment
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Most of the stuff about sharks seems correct.Originally posted by richard-afBecause it's continually having entries added/amended/deleted by billions of failed-at-university-want-to-make-my-mark turds. Don't trust a word in Wiki - you may as well go down the local boozer and ask a resident bar fly. You get a drink, too."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Maybe - but I wouldn't trust any "And the only proven way to fight off a Great White is by thrashing around like a seal; it confuses them." type advice - all made up on the spot - by spiteful, shark-bite victim amputess. I read that in Wikipedia.Originally posted by Moscow MuleMost of the stuff about sharks seems correct.Comment
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"There's no way to fight off a Great White. My left leg will tell you that..."Originally posted by richard-afMaybe - but I wouldn't trust any "And the only priven way to fight off a Great White is by thrashing around like a seal; it confuses them." type advice - all made up on the spot - by spiteful, shark-bite victim amputess. I read that in Wikipedia."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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I read Jaws - and in the "Appendix", the author says that if ever attacked by a Great White, one should smack it hard on the snout. There are plenty of one-handed folk who'd testify to that, I imagine.Originally posted by Moscow Mule"There's no way to fight off a Great White. My left leg will tell you that..."Comment
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