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    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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          Yay - the Mule's 1000th post.

          What a dribble of tulipe.
          ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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            Originally posted by Moscow Mule
            Why is wikipedia so slow. Cheapskates, buy some new servers.
            Because it's continually having entries added/amended/deleted by billions of failed-at-university-want-to-make-my-mark turds. Don't trust a word in Wiki - you may as well go down the local boozer and ask a resident bar fly. You get a drink, too.

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                Originally posted by richard-af
                Because it's continually having entries added/amended/deleted by billions of failed-at-university-want-to-make-my-mark turds. Don't trust a word in Wiki - you may as well go down the local boozer and ask a resident bar fly. You get a drink, too.
                Most of the stuff about sharks seems correct.
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                  Originally posted by Moscow Mule
                  Most of the stuff about sharks seems correct.
                  Maybe - but I wouldn't trust any "And the only proven way to fight off a Great White is by thrashing around like a seal; it confuses them." type advice - all made up on the spot - by spiteful, shark-bite victim amputess. I read that in Wikipedia.

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                    Originally posted by richard-af
                    Maybe - but I wouldn't trust any "And the only priven way to fight off a Great White is by thrashing around like a seal; it confuses them." type advice - all made up on the spot - by spiteful, shark-bite victim amputess. I read that in Wikipedia.
                    "There's no way to fight off a Great White. My left leg will tell you that..."
                    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                      Originally posted by Moscow Mule
                      "There's no way to fight off a Great White. My left leg will tell you that..."
                      I read Jaws - and in the "Appendix", the author says that if ever attacked by a Great White, one should smack it hard on the snout. There are plenty of one-handed folk who'd testify to that, I imagine.

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