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[BrilloPad]

[BrilloPad]

right, I'm going for a brew and bed..

#124800
FiveTimes
Contractor Among Contractors

century

[FiveTimes]

Chuck Norris entered the same restaurant supermodel Cindy Crawford was eating at. Instinctively, Cindy swept everything off the table, threw herself on it in a fit of lust, and begged Chuck to ravish her. After Chuck finished his beer, he obliged her. When Chuck's magnificent lead sperm cannoned into Cindy's womb it went straight to one of her ovaries and roared, "Which one of you servile wenches thinks you can handle getting split
open by the Chuck!?" All of the eggs cowered in the corner. The same thing happened at the other ovary. "I didn't ******* think so!" shouted the lead sperm which then lead the rest of the troops back into Chuck's balls. Chuck pulled out; roundhouse kicked Cindy in the face and told her, "Don't ever waste my time again."

[voodooflux]

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take tulipe from anybody.

[FiveTimes]

Playgirl magazine once asked Chuck Norris to appear naked in an issue, Chuck laughed at the opportunity saying “there isn’t enough paper in the world to contain my bearded member”. He then killed the editors simply by unzipping his pants

[Churchill]

Groan

Good morning all!

Morning CM!

Finally arrived on site!

Nearly Friday!!!

[voodooflux]

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

[Churchill]

Chuck Norris was a raving felch-lord and Bruce Lee kicked his arse!

[cailin maith]

Good morning all!

Morning CM!

Finally arrived on site!

Nearly Friday!!!

Morning

I wondered where you were

[voodooflux]

Chuck Norris was a raving felch-lord and Bruce Lee kicked his arse!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE