If you have £1 and Chuck has £1, Chuck has more money than you!
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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No more Chuck stuff from me.That boy go raaaaaaa
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Originally posted by El_Diablo View PostNo more Chuck stuff from me.
Spoilsport!
We were in the queue in Lanzarote airport earlier in the summer and two young fellas were behind us... one said to the other... Chuck wouldn't queue up for this
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Right, that's me off to bed!Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
Spoilsport!
We were in the queue in Lanzarote airport earlier in the summer and two young fellas were behind us... one said to the other... Chuck wouldn't queue up for this

Busy day tomorrow.
CM,
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
Spoilsport!
We were in the queue in Lanzarote airport earlier in the summer and two young fellas were behind us... one said to the other... Chuck wouldn't queue up for this
That boy go raaaaaaa
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Night sweetieOriginally posted by Churchill View PostRight, that's me off to bed!
Busy day tomorrow.
CM,

Originally posted by cupidstunt View PostIt takes Chuck Norris 20 min to watch 60 min
Chuck Norris can divide by zero
Originally posted by voodooflux View PostChuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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