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[HeliCraig]

TPD is full of Love

Is only painting it once a bad thing

No, for this place, its a fecking miracle! They are only meant to be painted once; and strange things happen if they are painted too many times.

Like the white one which came back from the UAE last year - it had gone yellowish. Turns out we "repaired" it 18 times!!! Whoops.

C.

[voodooflux]

Right - I'm going to make some toast, everyone want some?

Ar, that would be bostin'

[HeliCraig]

TPD is full of Love

Is only painting it once a bad thing

Now that conjures an image. That was when you broke out the "emergency paddle" wasn't it? Obviously the last time I produced the paddle it didn't leave a lasting effect

Ineffectual. Thats you!

[voodooflux]

Ineffectual. Thats you!

Right, I'm going to tell the boy wonder to direct his stored procedure ramblings toward you. That'll learn ya.

[El_Diablo]

Right, I'm going to tell the boy wonder to direct his stored procedure ramblings toward you. That'll learn ya.

Who or what is the boy wonder?

[HeliCraig]

Right, I'm going to tell the boy wonder to direct his stored procedure ramblings toward you. That'll learn ya.

Yes yes, but I will feed them through my "happy filter." The reply: "No problem, how can I help?"

This should start to freak people out shortly!

[voodooflux]

Who or what is the boy wonder?

I'll let HC explain - he paints a more colourful picture than me.

[cailin maith]

Now that conjures an image. That was when you broke out the "emergency paddle" wasn't it? Obviously the last time I produced the paddle it didn't leave a lasting effect

I forgot about that!!

Ar, that would be bostin'

[BrilloPad]

Yes yes, but I will feed them through my "happy filter." The reply: "No problem, how can I help?"

This should start to freak people out shortly!

I'll let HC explain - he paints a more colourful picture than me.

Excellent - a tpd fight.

<sits back with tea and toast to watch the action>

[HeliCraig]

I'll let HC explain - he paints a more colourful picture than me.

How do I put it. He is a contractor employed by ClientCo as "Application Manager" (and I quote from ClientCo's exchange directory!). He is nominally the support team leader except he is completely disorganised, and uses the scatter gun approach to problem management. He also, being as English is not his first language, uses very obscure sentence constructs: "I would look into this aspects, be implementing set piece today afternoon."

In short: He is so window-lickingly insane that he should be banned from handling anything other than crayons.

That cover it VF?

(Oh yeah, and he is nominally my supervisor. Except nobody respects that relationship - event ClientCo BigBoss. Rumour of non-renewal was overheard yesterday but I doubt this!)