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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostDoes this mean we can talk about your knicker elastic again?
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But I thought you were at ClientCo ?Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostMorning VF. Welcome to the happy rosey world.
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No no, I get the point. I just get double drivel - real life and on here - it all gets a bit confusing!Originally posted by BrilloPad View Posterrr - I think you are missing the point of tpd! the idea is to drivel!
and as VDF is 19th and you are 51st he outranks you!!
Oh yes it doe! The Red Ditch.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostTo quote C3PO, "the damage doesn't look as bad from out here".Comment
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Some good points in the comments on the codinghorror blog... Gates wrote stuff in assembler in the 70s... he even wrote an emulator for the MITS Altair as a means of developing the rom Basic for it.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostWouldn't it be funny to sit Bill Gates down in front of a computer, ask him to complete a fairly trivial programming task in thirty minutes (the kind of thing they use when interviewing at MS), and then put the whole thing on YouTube
He sucked hard when he still wrote code in the late Seventies - early Eighties (ever read the source of DONKEY.BAS? - not structured so badly, but the functionality the program provides is self-contradictory garbage), and given that he's spent most of the last fifteen years trying to contradict his own lawyers rather than coding, it could be quite amusing to see him trying to make something that actually works
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Morning EDOriginally posted by El_Diablo View PostMorning all
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I am. Feel free to walk through and make me a cup of tea any time... oh no, hold on, thats what we have "The Graduate" for - the whining little tulipe.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostBut I thought you were at ClientCo ?
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