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      Ask a history teacher 2 explain this----- if he can… !1


      Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
      John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

      Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
      John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

      Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
      Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

      Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
      Both Presidents were shot in the head

      Now it gets really weird.

      Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
      Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

      Both were assassinated by Southerners.
      Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

      Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
      Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.


      John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
      Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

      Both assassins were known by their three names.
      Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

      Now hang on to your seat.

      Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
      Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'

      Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
      Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

      Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

      And here's the kicker...

      A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
      A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

      Sorry! Bored
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        Lincoln was actually shot on a Thursday and died on Friday.

        Now who's the bored one?

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          Booth was actually born in 1838.

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            Lincoln was shot at Ford's Theatre.

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              Marilyn Monroe died over one year before Kennedy's assassination.

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                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                Marilyn Monroe died over one year before Kennedy's assassination.
                Look! somebody emailed it to me. I didn't care enough to check
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                  It's pretty much isolated to when I'm walking up stairs or climbing ladders, although not all the time. If I'm carrying stuff, or have made a few trips then it starts to become quite painful. It is my leading leg though, and does get to the point where I have to try and lead with the other.
                  Do bear in mind that you **might** be doing yourself damage by not getting it looked at. You should probably get it checked. I was told that by a physio who I trust (as know personally) - I should have got mine sorted earlier in the year....

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                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    Do bear in mind that you **might** be doing yourself damage by not getting it looked at. You should probably get it checked. I was told that by a physio who I trust (as know personally) - I should have got mine sorted earlier in the year....
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                    BrilloPad
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                    century

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                      Originally posted by Mustang View Post
                      Does that actually work and help you keep fit?
                      Oh yes! If you lack time and the motivation to get out of the house it is a huge benefit.....

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