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[BrilloPad]

I told you all this morning, he often wanders off without so much as a "by your leave" and comes back without an explanation, carrying on as if nothing has happened.

Gosh - anyone would think he was single!

[BrilloPad]

Kids are behaving themselves then

I know that crowbar is a type of condom - but exactly what type is it?

[voodooflux]

Is a £20 one of those things that one gets in change when one hands over a £50?

I never get any change from £50.

[voodooflux]

I know that crowbar is a type of condom - but exactly what type is it?

Long and hard with a kink in the end.

[Diver]

Gosh - anyone would think he was single!

He is

Oh Girls! girls are you listening? single (happy) illegible bachelor on the loose

[voodooflux]

Kids are behaving themselves then

I think they fancy a go with them - No.1 son was pretty effective with my "old reliable" crowbar when taking down a partition wall a while back. And he was only 5

[cailin maith]

Long and hard with a kink in the end.

He is

Oh Girls! girls are you listening? single (happy) illegible bachelor on the loose

I'm not single anymore

[HeliCraig]

It all started when some banksy people, they claimed they were artists but actually were just inconsiderate hooligans started lending money to poor people to buy rich people's homes...

A friend of mine made some considerable amounts of money out of selling banksy "art". Lucky him.

[BrilloPad]

I'm not single anymore

Gosh! When was the wedding! Where was MY invite?

I wanted to buy a new hat.....

[voodooflux]

Result!