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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
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    SEnd it to the user with initials SG please.

    On second thoughts - I prefer the fun of beating him to death with a hosepipe.

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      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
      Wassup BP?
      A severe lack of thinking of the money!

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        Originally posted by Diver View Post
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        Electric chair
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
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          Enough of the geek speak
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Where have you been?
            I told you all this morning, he often wanders off without so much as a "by your leave" and comes back without an explanation, carrying on as if nothing has happened.
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              A severe lack of thinking of the money!
              That just won't do. Grab a crisp £20 note from your wallet and just turn it over in your hands until normality is restored. Works for me

              It also helps if you grab the £20 from someone else's wallet and don't give it back after the "therapy" session.
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                I find that ordering another big boys toy cheers me up immensely, and gives me something to look forward to <-----big kid mode
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  I find that ordering another big boys toy cheers me up immensely, and gives me something to look forward to <-----big kid mode
                  I still haven't opened my "family pack" of crowbars that I bought at the weekend. My new drill is good though
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    That just won't do. Grab a crisp £20 note from your wallet and just turn it over in your hands until normality is restored. Works for me

                    It also helps if you grab the £20 from someone else's wallet and don't give it back after the "therapy" session.
                    Is a £20 one of those things that one gets in change when one hands over a £50?

                    Sorry - I give all those to the big issue lads.......

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                      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                      I still haven't opened my "family pack" of crowbars that I bought at the weekend. My new drill is good though
                      Kids are behaving themselves then
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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